This is my second try at my statement of purpose for you
twits. I am still working on Anne's piano teacher's advice which is
just to sit down and give yourself a time limit and just write. I
think Anne's piano teacher is stupid.
I have trouble thinking far into the future so plans are kind of
sketchy but tomorrow I want to go to my aerobics p.e.
I also want to have a cat and a grand piano. And everyone should be
happy and peaceful and like Shostakovich. But that probably won't
happen. not even if you accept me into grad school.
I like your grad school more than all the others because of the
skillful use of LaTeX in your course catalog. I mean seriosuly, get a
life!!!!!! Computer Modern is for the birds!!!! Hire a graphic
designer!!!!!!
Computer science is good because it has two words and I like both of
them. I also like "butt" and "futz" but you have no degree in futz
butt. I can't go into chemical engineering because the other edward
kohler jr is in that and there is a Pauli edward kohler jr exclusion
principle. It's bad enough that we're both at MIT at the same time.
Sometimes i get stomach cramps thinking about it.
The Coffeehouse is closed. You care.
Please accept me *right now* or I will write another statement of
purpose.
