I’m a grad student at the MIT Lab for Computer Science in the Parallel & Distributed Operating Systems group, which is a dumb name. My favorite former officemate is Max Poletto. My favorite current officemates are David “Snugglemuffin” Mazières and Jinyang Li. My advisor is Frans Kaashoek; he’s cute. So’s his son! And also his other son.
My brother is cooler than me! Scroll down for more evidence.
Hey, Check out some of the Boolean operators I know!!1!
Here is a list of pictures of me: (In the better ones, you can look at other people instead, thank god)
And here is a list of ways I suck: (Fill in the blanks.)
Here is a picture of Clarke William Kohler at SUPERCAMP MA292 JULY 24 - AUG 3! Can you find him? It’s sort of like Where’s Waldo?, only he’s not stupid.
Would you like a hint? He is being bratty. (I learned from him. There are several photos of an MIT Grad Student Council retreat to Endicott House with me doing the same thing.)
Would you like to be my boyfriend? No?? Well what good are you then!!
Eddie Kohler // back